Thursday, September 13, 2012


I know it's almost 11pm, but today at work I took a customer call that took the cake on all the 'weird shit' that has ever happened to me.

The person on the phone was a man looking for blue dresses in a 5/6.
The only stipulations about the dresses were that they had to be sleeveless and fall above the knee.
Okay, fine. This is nothing out of the ordinary.

I went to see if we had any and found 2 different ones.
I get back on the call and describe the dresses to him.
He proceeds to ask me if the dresses would be appropriate for a 52 year old woman.
Yes, I believe so.

Wait for it.....

"Thank you, ma'am. I have someone who wants to work for me as an escort for Bachelor parties and whatnot, just trying to make money. She has a Bachelor party tomorrow and needs a blue dress by then."

I kid you not.
It was everything I could do to not burst out laughing while on the phone with this man.

I kept my composure and my shock to myself because I didn't know if he was being serious and I didn't want to offend him.
I mean, seriously! What would you have done?? I can't even fathom what I would have done had this happened face-to-face.

Any 'weird shit' happen to you lately?

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